Adam Wishneusky

I put stuff here I think might amuse people. Please let me know if I'm failing miserably or only moderately. That's what the comments are for.

www.adambox.org
(music, twitter, calendar, this blog, pictures...)

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June 30

Tuesday Tunes

Heartbreak Scorsese by SNOB SCRILLA

sometimes when I meet girls I tell them “I’m bad news” with no further explanation. via @neilgrabowsky

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June 18

my BFF Amanda visited me for Memorial Day weekend. We went to Prospect Park and used the peddle boats. We kept it classy. We had a good time.

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June 1

“ Kate was a young lass from Caldwell,
But said that her town should be called Hell!
There were no young men,
She could get to her den,
So she got a job at a brothel! — Adam Wishneusky, for an okcupid girl

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March 29

The awesome Christine invited me to an awesome party last night with her awesome friends. It was awesome. Click the picture for more! Yay!

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February 26

Gutenberg would be proud

Bree: I'm in class dear
Adam: I'm so sorry. I feel ya
Bree: I actually like it
Adam: I hate you! Mine's torture!
Bree: Typography
Adam: Oh man that's hot. Makes me wanna get sans CLOTHES
Bree: Haha same here. It's like art porn
Adam: I want to reduce the kerning between you and me
Bree: Haha i almost dropped my phone!

You’ve got my number

okcupid makes me feel like I matter!

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January 9

“ There once was a man named Adam,
Fleas, mange, and lice? he had ‘em!
He scratched so’s he bled,
Till the day he was dead,
And that’s all I know abaht ‘im. — Adam Wishneusky, written in about 2 min just now to impress a girl on okcupid

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